Friday, February 10, 2006
Super Fan 99
So this week the New Jersey authorites made Wayne Gretzky's head bleed, NHL '93 style. It seems like Wayne-o could be in some serious shit and his wife in even deeper shit if the allegations are true. Hockey fans in Canada must be loving the fact that the Yoko Ono of the NHL is getting some karmic payback for taking the Great One away from the land of poutine, loonies, and Degrassi Junior High.
For the locals of Hockeytown, it shouldn't come as much of surprise that the NHL is comprised of players with questionable morals. Case in point, via whatevs.org: witness Chris Chelios, aka Al Bundy, (as in Married, with Children) laughing and drinking it up with some UofM coeds. But let's not roll out the old jump to conclusions mat just yet. These girls were probably just letting Mr. Chelios know how much they enjoyed his work in their favorite movie. Regardless, if the new location of the missing lampshade in the background is any indication, the party must've been a blowout! Better watch out MSU, it looks like your "Best Party School" crown could be in jeopardy!
And on the national scene, it is common knowledge that Jaromir Jagr is a degenerate gambler who tried
to skip out on the roughly half a mil that he owed an online casino. Not until the casio threatened Jagr by cutting off his beloved mullet, Godfather style, did Jagr acquiesce and pay some of the money back. After his $300K haircut, Jagr realized the dangers of gambling and tried to warn others. If only they had listened...
