Wednesday, May 17, 2006

 

[>O Will U Marry Me?


True love has finally found its way on to the social downward spiral network MySpace. And no, I'm not referring to the sexual predators who manage to avoid the FBI agents working on Operation Blue Balls. Though this is practically just as creepy. It seems a certain Cyber-Romeo proposed to his Juliet via his blog on MySpace. Because it is never wise to paraphrase poetry, here is the proposal in full.

Her reply? Of course, she said yes. Well technically she didn't say anything, but she did type "yes" in the comments section of Romeo's blog. JUST as romantic, if you ask me.

From what I gathered, the romance is whirlwhind and a bit clandestine. Apparently, she isn't quite as ready to shout from a mountaintop as he is. She is probably just shy, as evidenced by the skycam cleavage shot she posted on her own MySpace page. I'm sure she'll come out of her shell soon. Here is her personal page, for those interested in what the bride looks like. She doesn't have any pics of her face, but that may change, so keep your fingers crossed!

Regardless of the outcome, I commend and congratulate the newly engaged couple and wish them a long life filled with XOXO's, lots of LOL-ing, and of course, tons of cybersex. Good luck, you crazy kids!


# posted by JFunk @ 7:34 PM
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Perhaps the congressional comission looking in to MySpace should see if situations like this can be prevented. Or at least if the couple could be sterilized.

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# posted by Blogger R. U. Serious : 12:16 PM
 
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