onlydrinkhighlife: Movementarian Enlightenment!

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Movementarian Enlightenment!

This is an orientation clip that the "Church" of Scientology plays to the lemmings that are interested in joining their cult so that they might reach higher levels of understanding and possibly have a career along the likes of Bernadette Peters, The Masterson Brothers, and Jenna Elfman. I mean really, who can forget Elfman's cameo in the unforgettable "Can't Hardly Wait"? The producers are probably still thanking L. Ron that they managed to snag the Dharma from the unforgettable "Dharma and Greg."

Be forewarned. The power of persuasion in this video clip is extremely high. People with dyslexia and men who are secretly gay are especially vulnerable to its message. Here is a list of other geniuses/actors who have succumbed to the truth that is Scientology:

* Kirstie Alley
* Catherine Bell
* Nancy Cartwright
* Erika Christensen
* Tom Cruise (sp?)
* Paul Haggis
* Beck
* Isaac Hayes
* Katie Holmes
* Chak Chak Chak Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan Chaka Khan
* Jason Lee
* Juliette Lewis
* Parker Lewis Can't Lose
* Brandy
* Lisa Marie Presley
* Priscilla Presley
* Kelly Preston
* Stacey Carosi
* Giovanni Ribisi
* The Red Headed Girl from "Dazed and Confused"
* Ethan Suplee
* Vinnie Barbarino

The video quality is really crappy because i had to put it together bootleg style; the original on youtube got pulled already.