Thursday, August 03, 2006
Hey Underpants!
Tomorrow I'm going on VACATION for a week of drinking high life, golf, grilling and not much else. So here is a bunch of shit that I wanted to get to, but have put off.
I know the World Cup has been over and done with for a while, but the video compilation they showed at the end the tourney was fucking sweet. I don't even like U2 very much, and I still got the chills. The eye candy at the 2:04 mark is reason enough to watch it again and again. And again when no one is around....what?
There has been a lot of clamor about the lack of a true "Summer Jam" for 2006. Well look no further than these two guys.
I finally caught "The Aristocrats" on HBO the other day. If were unaware, it is the movie that has a ton of famous comedians doing their take on the same joke. They liken the joke to jazz music, with each comedian who takes on the joke injecting their own tone, inflections and sense of humor. Unfortch for the audience, the creators forgot how much jazz music sucks. Jazz is boring and after a short while it all sounds the same no matter who is playing it. That is the exact problem with "The Aristocrats." You can only hear so much vulgarity and swearing before all words and sense of decorum lose all meaning. The only version of the joke that actually caused me to perk up and pay attention was this one. It's pretty bad when the best part of a comedy movie is a card trick performed by somebody who moonlights at kiddie parties and family restaurants.
Thanks to Datawhat for finding this great video of people unknowingly falling into a covered pit filled with water. The best falls are the ones at the end.
And finally, I leave you with Jessica Simpson's ode to camels.
