Wednesday, March 14, 2007
If You're So Smart, Why Are You Laughing At Anything Jeff Foxworthy Says?
I want to punch this kid in the face. Repeatedly. I hate him. I mean, just look at him. With his little Aryan haircut and his pudgy double chin, laughing like he doesn't have a care in the world. What a smug little prick.
Yeah kid, you're sooo smart. You know the annual average rainfall in Sweden. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. But I bet you don't know how to change a car's oil, or how to repair a leaky faucet, or balance a checkbook, or please a woman.
Well, I don't know how to do any of those things either, but at least I didn't wear a faggy orange shirt on national televison. So the joke's on YOU, nerdlinger.
