Saturday, August 09, 2008
DJ Dunkin' Donuts
Sometimes you see or hear something and immediately a sense of dread overtakes you because you realize you are helpless in changing or stalling the inevitably bad outcome. Like when a fat friend joins you for lunch but doesn't order anything and says they'll just have some of your fries. Or when a friend tells you that he thinks your sister is cool. Or when you see Todd Jones in the 9th inning. Try as you might to convince yourself otherwise, you're not getting any of those fries, your buddy is going to hook up with your sister, and the Tigers are going to lose the game. And deep down you kniew it was going to happen and you knew you knew it from the beginning.
Unfortunately, I think I just heard a song I'm going to hear a million more times in the next year. With college welcome weeks about to kick off across the country this month, this song will undoubtedly get a ton of play at numerousdate rape dens frat houses for weeks and months to come. The song is some white douchebag rapper who sounds like second-rate Eminem on a bunch of Quaaludes. He raps about every party generalization possible so idiot girls and meatheads can relate and feel part of the in crowd. "He raps about beer pong....we play that!"
This nerdlinger raps over a sample of Weezer's "Say It Ain't So." For those of you who have recently came out of a coma, Weezer is like one of the most popular band's for college kids ever. I'm pretty sure the Blue Album is handed out for free, along with the magazine subscription card, at college bookstores. So this song will be instantly recognizable to even the drunkest and/or lamest of co-eds and the rap "flow" is slow enough so that everyone can understand the words and not be confused, which again, appeals to white kids. Frat boys and the girls that get abused by them just looove to sing-a-long to songs with their beers held high.
So without further ado, here is the song, in all of its suckitude. Be careful, it's kinda catchy. You may end up liking it even if you don't want to. After all, how do you think Kid Rock has so many fans? They can't ALL be meth heads. Here is the direct link if the song doesn't pop up below.
Unfortunately, I think I just heard a song I'm going to hear a million more times in the next year. With college welcome weeks about to kick off across the country this month, this song will undoubtedly get a ton of play at numerous
This nerdlinger raps over a sample of Weezer's "Say It Ain't So." For those of you who have recently came out of a coma, Weezer is like one of the most popular band's for college kids ever. I'm pretty sure the Blue Album is handed out for free, along with the magazine subscription card, at college bookstores. So this song will be instantly recognizable to even the drunkest and/or lamest of co-eds and the rap "flow" is slow enough so that everyone can understand the words and not be confused, which again, appeals to white kids. Frat boys and the girls that get abused by them just looove to sing-a-long to songs with their beers held high.
So without further ado, here is the song, in all of its suckitude. Be careful, it's kinda catchy. You may end up liking it even if you don't want to. After all, how do you think Kid Rock has so many fans? They can't ALL be meth heads. Here is the direct link if the song doesn't pop up below.
