Monday, October 27, 2008
World Series Look-Alikes
Watching the World Series, I noticed that a lot of the players look a lot like famous (and semi-famous) actors. Some are nearly dead ringers, while others just remind me of certain people. To illustrate my point, I've listed some examples below, starting with the Tampa Bay Rays.
While I'm rooting for the Phillies, I am interested in seeing if Maddon kisses his wife as weirdly as Hackman kissed Barbara Hershey in "Hoosiers."
"Come on, be my baby tonight."
They both got those crazy, buggy eyes.
I feel bad for the rest of the Rays if Kazmir is anywhere near as big of a douche bag as E is on "Entourage."
This might be a stretch, but Longoria's hat always looks 2 sizes too big for him - just like the hat Smalls wears in the movie with the extra long bill.
This dude has been in a bunch of movies like "Crimson Tide" and "World Trade Center." I remember seeing him on "House" a few years ago too. I don't know his name but I hate him for reminding me of Carlos Pena, who sucked major dick when used to play for the Tigers.
Now for the Phillies:
This dude also was the "Desperado Guy" from "Seinfeld" who required complete silence when listening to his favorite song. Not a fan of "Witchy Woman."
I keep hoping that Ken Rosenthal will file a report during the game that he's heard from reliable sources that Ryan Howard loves the Philadelphia fans so much that he wants to take it behind a middle school and get them pregnant.
Insert dirty job joke about cleaning Moyers bed sheets here.
Raise your hand if you've never beaten your wife. Not so fast, Brett!
Joe Maddon - Gene Hackman
While I'm rooting for the Phillies, I am interested in seeing if Maddon kisses his wife as weirdly as Hackman kissed Barbara Hershey in "Hoosiers."Willy Aybar - David from "Real World New Orleans"
"Come on, be my baby tonight."Jason Bartlett - The "I'm Freaking Out Guy" from "Super Troopers"
They both got those crazy, buggy eyes.Scott Kazmir - Eric Murphy from "Entourage"
I feel bad for the rest of the Rays if Kazmir is anywhere near as big of a douche bag as E is on "Entourage."Evan Longoria - Smalls from "The Sandlot"
This might be a stretch, but Longoria's hat always looks 2 sizes too big for him - just like the hat Smalls wears in the movie with the extra long bill.Carlos Pena - That Guy from a bunch of movies
This dude has been in a bunch of movies like "Crimson Tide" and "World Trade Center." I remember seeing him on "House" a few years ago too. I don't know his name but I hate him for reminding me of Carlos Pena, who sucked major dick when used to play for the Tigers.Now for the Phillies:
Cole Hamels - The Dad of the Ugly Girl on the new "90210"
This dude also was the "Desperado Guy" from "Seinfeld" who required complete silence when listening to his favorite song. Not a fan of "Witchy Woman."Ryan Howard - Tracy Morgan
I keep hoping that Ken Rosenthal will file a report during the game that he's heard from reliable sources that Ryan Howard loves the Philadelphia fans so much that he wants to take it behind a middle school and get them pregnant.Jamie Moyers - Mike Rowe from "Dirty Jobs"
Insert dirty job joke about cleaning Moyers bed sheets here.Brett Myers - Aaron Lewis from Staind
Raise your hand if you've never beaten your wife. Not so fast, Brett!
