Thursday, May 15, 2008


The Grossest Thing Ever.

My sister sent me a link to the following video (how the hell she found it, I have no idea) and wanted to know what I thought. I made it to the 3 minute mark before I had to stop. My email back to my sister is below. Only watch this video if you want your day ruined.

Did you hear that?

That was my head exploding.

That may be the grossest, most anger-inducing video I have ever seen. The little fucking brats are like Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka and that cow of a mother needs to be kicked in the teeth. "Breast milk is better than a MILLION melons!" FUCK YOU. I always thought that parents who don't let their kids watch television were the worst in the world...I realize I am wrong. This video makes me wish I was 11 again so I could make fun of these little girls at school and on the bus and do my best to ruin their lives. Plus one of the little piggies fucking CHOKES while sucking on the tit. You would think that after getting your milk from your mom's nipple for 10 years, you would learn how to use it properly. I want to throw up on all the people involved in that video. That is how violent my reaction was. The video infuriated me and disgusted me so much that I am willing to go through one of the least comfortable things you can make your body do, just to TRY to bring as much discomfort to these retards as possible. I hate these people. I hate that they've been brought to my attention. I hope repeated intake of breast milk causes sterilization and/or AIDS so these cretins won't perpetuate this exercise in gluttony. Just because your husband doesn't want to have anything to do with your saggy old tits doesn't mean you should get your bratty, ugly kids addicted to sucking on them. Hey lady, maybe you wouldn't have stretchmarks on your breasts that need to be "ignored" if they weren't being weighed down by a couple pints of milk every day. This is absolutely disgusting. I hate it.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008


Kwame and The Daily Show

They don't get to Kwame until a few minutes in, but it is worth the wait...especially at the end.

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