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this made me and my wife laugh...very, very hard. ...

2010-04-06T15:07:26.923-04:00

this made me and my wife laugh...very, very hard. We giggled like kids at a slumber party.

Truly a work of genius.

Who's Phil Collins? Has he done any re-mixes ...

2009-11-25T16:29:19.478-05:00

Who's Phil Collins? Has he done any re-mixes with Lil Wayne?

This is awesome and a testament to Collins being a...

2009-11-24T20:27:13.588-05:00

This is awesome and a testament to Collins being a rock legend. I was never aware of the tapestry that Collins wove from one song to another- true lyrical genius. I salute you on your research and dedication to pulling this all together.
PS- Brian Grodotzke is a cockswaggler (one who gargles the cock for pleasure.)

Uh guess what - Phil Collins fucking sucks. Althou...

2009-11-24T12:24:11.033-05:00

Uh guess what - Phil Collins fucking sucks. Although I do think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. Now Sabrina, don't just stare at it - eat it.

If this was satire then it's brilliant...if no...

2009-11-24T12:17:01.350-05:00

If this was satire then it's brilliant...if not then I'm truly sorry for the author. Whoopie for Phil to turn his pain into schlocky pop. The shock to me is anyone as much of a wanker as he is managed to get that many women to date him in the first place.

ROFL. great stuff.

2009-11-24T11:43:16.119-05:00

ROFL. great stuff.

Phil's first marriage fell apart in the 80s. P...

2009-11-24T10:33:13.364-05:00

Phil's first marriage fell apart in the 80s. Pretty much all those songs are about his wife/ex-wife. Also, American Psycho showed us that people who like Phil Collins' music are serial killers. Seriously, it's a major theme of the novel.

Brilliant! Just fucking brilliant. But Phillip B...

2009-11-24T09:59:46.878-05:00

Brilliant! Just fucking brilliant. But Phillip Bailey, not Hall.

Great writeup, but your title is wrong. None of P...

2009-11-24T09:50:14.527-05:00

Great writeup, but your title is wrong. None of Phil Collins' girlfriends hate him more than I do.

I'd completely forgotten how COMPLETELY AMAZIN...

2009-11-24T00:48:52.930-05:00

I'd completely forgotten how COMPLETELY AMAZING Phil Collins was! This is going to keep me going for a week or two. You rule!

Phil Bailey, not Hall, of EWF.

2009-11-23T18:50:35.110-05:00

Phil Bailey, not Hall, of EWF.

This was great...BTW, he sang "Easy Lover&quo...

2009-11-23T17:33:38.142-05:00

This was great...BTW, he sang "Easy Lover" with a guy named Phillip Bailey,who was from Earth, Wind, and Fire.

I always knew I was kind of an asshole but I could...

2009-11-20T17:58:13.266-05:00

I always knew I was kind of an asshole but I could never put my finger on exactly why that was.

Now I know it is because I hate Phil Collins.

Was that "Kevin" or your Mom?

2009-11-19T19:12:59.237-05:00

Was that "Kevin" or your Mom?

This was fucking incredible. I don't know who ...

2009-11-19T15:34:42.245-05:00

This was fucking incredible. I don't know who you are, but you did a kick-ass job on this. Phil is and will always be the man. I wish you luck with your future writing ventures, and if they're anything like this, you're headed for success man.